Lawyer and a First Date

When you're about to be sentenced for tax fraud, don't send your date to plead for leniency.

Don't get upset when hardened criminals know your lawyer on a first-name basis.
After spending $100 an hour on a lawyer, don't expect a good night kiss.

When you wake up in the morning and see your lawyer standing naked in the shower, you know it's going to be a rotten day.