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A man who drives big-rigs for a living takes up a hobby to entertain himself; when ever he sees a lawyer on the side of the road he swerves and hits him. well one day he is driving along and he sees a preacher and he pulls over to give him a ride on the way he sees a lawyer out of the corner of his eye and swerves to hit him at the last second he thinks "oh god there is a preacher in the cab!" and pulls back on the road he hears a thump looks in the rear view mirror and there is nothing. He turns to the preacher and says "I’m sorry, father i almost hit that lawyer." the preacher turns and says "that’s ok I got him with the door."