Your momma

1. Your momma so generous, she gave all her money to starving bums.

2. Your momma so fat, she weighs almost 500 pounds.

3. Your momma so stupid, she thinks a Hershey Bar is a type of shoe.

4. Your momma so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

5. Your momma hair so short, she looks less like a woman and more like a man.



6.My name is Crank Pill and I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.

7.Your momma so blind, I can't show her respect.

8. Your momma's such a fucking asshole, she makes other fucking assholes look less like fucking assholes.

9. yer moma are so stpid her writed these jocke

10. Your momma so old, she's older than your grandma!