Short Jokes

Why does a Koala carry its baby on its back?

Because they can't push a pram up a tree!!!

Q. what do ducks eat?
A. quackers

What do you call a very old ant?
An antique!

What happend to the cat that ate wool?

It had mittens!

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Marriage is like public toilet..
Those who waiting outside, are desperate and curious to get in..
But those who inside, are desperate to come out!!

I stopped thinking about

Beauty

When i saw love between
blind couple

A man was moving the front yard, then, blonde neighbor came out to her family’s mailbox, open mailbox, glanced toward where it slammed shut, and then fixing authorities merely rushed back to her room.

After a child, she went to mail it out, open the mailbox again, then slammed shut. Somewhat angrily back to the house.
When the man was about to repair to the edges of the lawn when the blonde came out again. She rushed to the mailbox, open, and then fall on the times with the hammer than what all great.

feel very funny man but also very curious and asked her: “what matter out of a child?” her back: “Oh! my stupid old computer tell me a mail! “

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

A zookeeper notices someone throwing $20 bills at the monkeys. The zookeeper tells the man to stop and that it's not allowed.
"Of course it's allowed!", says the man.
"No it's not", says the zookeeper.
"Sure it is, it says right here: 'Don't feed the monkeys. $20 fine.'

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess."
"Shhh" I said, "theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright."
"No i must die in peace. I had s*x with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!"
"I know," I whispered "Thats why i posion you, now close your eyes!!"