Daring SMS

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer...

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke!

Some people die. Others become a teacher...

The more the merrier. The more women, the prettier.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.