Daring SMS

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass.