Miscellaneous SMS

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.