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All I ever wanted is what others have.

Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.

Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.

Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon.

Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy.

A lof of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.