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A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.

When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.

The present is just as mysterious as the future.

People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.

Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

Be yourself, there are enough other people.