Riddles SMS

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.