Riddles SMS

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.