Riddles SMS

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?