Riddles SMS

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

Where are the first 6 up's ?

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?