Sexy SMS

you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!

What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!

Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!

Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.

What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.

American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)

A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!
mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.

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