Funny Nicks

You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now.

U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side ways.

Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!

The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away...

Flirt but be alert.

Intel inside..........fool is out side.

Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.

love all; hate none...see all; select one..

He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n't W0rry I'm a Bottle 0f Wine..

Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don't go for it.

LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!

Loved by FEW Hated by MANY Feared by ALL.

I cant help falling in love with u....

Love can sometimes be magic... But magic can sometimes just be an illusion!!

Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past u again?

i removed L from LOVER.......n now its all OVER !!!

DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT

Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'z Incredíble To Me How I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.

only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it.

Many heads many minds.

its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching ppl try.

if u learn, u know more if u know more, u forget more ,if u forget more,u know less. so why learn.

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

SEt Me If U CaN.

unlike others yr brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves... The left & the right... The left has nothing right in it... & the right has nothing left in it!

2 catch me , u gotta me fast...2 c me u gotta be smart...but 2 be me.............damn, u must be kiddin.

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Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

Beauty isn't a passport to success, it's a Visa.

Is your name sprite? cause baby you'd quench my thirst!

To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.

Every thing i lost i missing my mind da most.

Don`t dial my Heart number it is already engaged to Someone else.

no NIck just CLICK.

The Devil's Advocate!!!

All Men r not stupid... some r bachlors....

All People Smile In The Same Language !!

I m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!