Funny Nicks

Many heads many minds.

its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching ppl try.

if u learn, u know more if u know more, u forget more ,if u forget more,u know less. so why learn.

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

SEt Me If U CaN.

unlike others yr brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves... The left & the right... The left has nothing right in it... & the right has nothing left in it!

2 catch me , u gotta me fast...2 c me u gotta be smart...but 2 be me.............damn, u must be kiddin.

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Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

Beauty isn't a passport to success, it's a Visa.

Is your name sprite? cause baby you'd quench my thirst!

To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.

Every thing i lost i missing my mind da most.

Don`t dial my Heart number it is already engaged to Someone else.

no NIck just CLICK.

The Devil's Advocate!!!

All Men r not stupid... some r bachlors....

All People Smile In The Same Language !!

I m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!