Funny Nicks

please e-mail me back if u have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!

If ur naughty go 2 ur room..If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine.

Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!

IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt.

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs.

If u are feeling good about yourself, dont worry ull get over it.

u stupid i m notatalkin 2 u.

99%of boys r kool n stud n remaining 1% is in my skool..

star light star bright where da heck is MR.Right ????

Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited.

Don't hate the player, HATE the game!

guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

If u need space join NASA baby!!!

girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!

***everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***

It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!