Funny Nicks

If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya

girl's make it look better!!

Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk

Well if i called the wrong number, why you answer?

My cat just knocked over a candle, which set fire to my dog. He, in turn, ran into my curtains and now they're ablaze too. Damn it!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid ppl!

If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

Evil Gummi bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, and that purple one took my shoe!

I've got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

A boat's a boat but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!

Fox has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.'

Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.