The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar. By Sam Ewing

Humanity's first sin was faith; the first virtue was doubt.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction. By Janet Reno

Education is not filling a bucket but lighting a fire. By William B. Yeats

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else. By Len Wein

I dream for a living. By Steven Spielberg

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny. By Robert Paul

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. By Christopher Hampton

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. By Ogden Nash

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. By Joey Adams

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. By Robert Frost

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. By Jimmy Durante