W.C. Fields's Quotes

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

W.C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

W.C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.

W.C. Fields