Computer Quotes

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.

Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost.

Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.

Lord Kelvin

Most of the VAX instructions are in microcode, but HALT and NO-OP are in hardware for efficiency.

The box said, Win95 or better required... so I used a Mac !

Tim Scoff

Any problem that can be solved by throwing money at it is not a real problem.

Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.

Laurent Gasser

Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney

The problm with computers is they do what you tell them.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

Arthur C. Clarke

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.