Humor Quotes

"How are you doing?" is a bad question to ask in a hospital.

Dan Simborg

If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel.

Ann Landers

Silent company is often more comforting than words of advice.

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

Churton Collins

Tell me what you brag about and I'll tell you what you lack.

Spanish proverb

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

If you see two fellows together and one of them looks bored, he's the other.

We fall in love with a personality but we must live with a character.

There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness.

La Rochefoucauld

Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.

James A. Mitchner

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.

A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Nietzsche

Why is it that so many of the important things are also the most boring?

Ashleigh Brilliant

Life is too short to be little.

Disraeli

The world is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy to those who feel.

Horace Walpole