Humor Quotes

Those who dare to fail miserably have a chance to achieve greatly.

Robert F. Kennedy

The beginning of success is to be different; the beginning of failure is to be the same.

If you want your team to win the high jump, find one person who can jump seven feet; not seven people who can jump one foot.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The shortest and best way to make your fortune is to let people see clearly that it is in their interest to promote yours.

The secret of success is sincerity; once you can fake that, you've got it made.

He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great.

Herman Melville

If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Woody Allen

If you are going to bluff, make it a big one.

Amarillo Slim

Mother is too clever to understand anything she does not like.

When the cat and the mouse agree, the grocer is ruined.

Persian proverb

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.

Seneca

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.

Upton Sinclair

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.