Humor Quotes

Some questions cannot be answered, but they can be decided.

Harry S. Truman

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir man's blood.

Daniel Burnham

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.

Peter F. Drucker

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Caryn Leschen

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

Jennifer Unlimited

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

Rhonda Hansome

It is dangerous to be right when the boss is wrong.

Phil Simborg

The biggest guns in the company are the ones that haven't been fired.

The man who knows "how" will always have a job. The man who knows "why" will always be his boss.

A good executive is a person who will share the credit with the person who did all the work.

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.

Anyone who thinks he or she is indispensable should stick his finger into a bowl of water and notice the hole it leaves when it's pulled out.

There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.

An army of lambs led by a lion would be better than an army of lions led by a lamb.